Twitter reacts to Tom Brady’s upheld four-game suspension

The NFL has upheld Tom Brady’s four-game suspension for his involvement in the whole deflate-gate fiasco, and Twitter has responded with characteristic tact, restraint, and solemn respect.

My assistant Jack Daniels and I actually destroy a cell phone every four months or so. Usually just the screen but I get it.

— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) July 28, 2015

no respect for cheaters and only 4 smh

— Vontaze Burfict (@King55Tez) July 28, 2015

So, let me get this straight. If Tom Brady had destroyed his cell phone in an elevator then we’d be talking about 2 games not 4, yes?

— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) July 28, 2015

This further supports the theory that deflating footballs is a gateway drug. He’s graduated to destroying cellphones. #monster #jailforbrady

— Tom Crabtree (@itsCrab) July 28, 2015

Well you can’t say cheaters never win

— Torrey Smith (@TorreySmithWR) July 28, 2015

Everybody made fun of Andrew Luck’s flip phone, but he knows what’s up.

— Chris Jones (@MySecondEmpire) July 28, 2015

There are reports Brady destroyed his phone. So, this whole thing cost him four games, plus the $300 restocking fee.

— Bill Scheft (@billscheft) July 28, 2015

Peyton Manning’s phone is just full of text messages to his offensive coordinator, a slacks shop, and Papa John

— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) July 28, 2015

this news only confirms what we already knew: Tom Brady isn’t a mobile quarterback

— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) July 28, 2015

Tom Brady be like pic.twitter.com/Xa5MlIKzj5

— No Laying Up (@NoLayingUp) July 28, 2015

EXT. 300-FT. YACHT, CORFU – SUNSET [champagne cork sfx] GISELE Hahahahaha! TOMHahahahaha![fade to black]

— Jeff MacGregor (@Jeff__MacGregor) July 28, 2015

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