Watch Celtics’ Terry Rozier make the world’s most disgusting sandwich
Boston Celtics first-round pick Terry Rozier is a bit of an oddball. His surprise selection on draft night inspired a fully clothed leap into a swimming pool, yet that is just the tip of the weirdness iceberg for the active combo guard. In addition to being afraid of squirrels, Rozier enjoys partaking in what sounds like the most disgusting sandwich in the world — a spaghetti, sugar, and ranch dressing monstrosity not even fit for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza. It’s anyone’s guess as to how he has eaten this thing once, let alone on a regular basis.
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Never a group to shy away from a challenge, our buddies at “The Starters” asked Rozier to demonstrate how he makes his delicacy for one. The results are no less remarkable for being predictable (via PBT):
A few of our hosts seem to like it, although it’s not clear if they’re just being kind to a guest. You know, kind of like how you have to pretend that every Thanksgiving turkey is delicious no matter how dry. Except in this case the turkey is a pile of soft noodles tossed in tomato sauce, sugar, and tangy ranch dressing.
At any rate, now you can try your own Rozier sandwich at home. Please ensure that another adult is on hand in case of emergency.
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