Chris Berman’s derby hairdo: it’s a party in the back-back-back-back-back

It’s not a Home Run Derby without baseball fans cracking jokes about ESPN announcer Chris Berman. Usually, they’re just tired of his schtick and his “back-back-back-back-back” talk. But this year, Berman gave the Internet a new reason to make fun of him: his hair.

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Where do we even begin? The comb over, the bad dye job, the skullet. Now, the baseball fans could have been nice, since Berman is 60 and since Father Time is coming for all of our hair one day — but nope. Twitter, as always, was ruthless. 

Why is Berman’s hair green? Is he part of the Suicide Squad? pic.twitter.com/lF37vnbvlG

— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) July 14, 2015

Berman’s hair color, you guys. pic.twitter.com/e41BhohlGJ

— Rummy (@RumfordJohnny) July 14, 2015

Chris Berman looking like he just lost his wig on a motorcycle race through a mile long tunnel

— Luke O’Neil (@lukeoneil47) July 14, 2015

Chris Berman looks like someone barbecued the moon and covered it in sand and hay

— Torque Penderloin (@AndrewCieslak) July 13, 2015

Good heavens, look at Chris Berman’s hair….it’s like a poor man’s Hulk Hogan

— Dirk Chatelain (@dirkchatelain) July 14, 2015

I want to see Chris Berman’s hair fight Donald Trump’s hair.

— Donny (@DonnyMcGee) July 14, 2015

Hey, maybe Berman can join Trump’s presidential campaign. The Combover Party: they’re bringing this country back-back-back-back-back.

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