The Cubs bring out porta-potties to help Wrigley Field restroom woes
The Chicago Cubs don’t have completed bleachers at Wrigley Field. They don’t have Kris Bryant in their lineup. They haven’t even scored a run yet in this very young MLB season.
But, here’s the good news: They have porta-potties set up to help fans go to the bathroom.
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The Wrigley restroom woes have had jokesters unloading their best punchlines since Sunday night. The bathrooms were jam-packed and fans resorted to relieving themselves in empty beer cups. That’s probably even a step below Baghdad, eh Jason Hammel?
As Wrigley prepares for Game No. 2 of the season — which will likely be Wednesday, because Tuesday’s game has been postponed because of the rain — the Cubs have made a move that makes their stadium even more like a construction site. They’ve imported porta-potties, which we guess is better than beer cups.
We’ll still have to wait for the Kris Bryant era at Wrigley. But, hey, at least we’ve got the porta-potty era to keep amused until then.
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