Dos and Don’ts: The Masters vs. The U.S. Open

OAKMONT, Pa. —In SAT terms, the Masters is to the U.S. Open what a night at the symphony is to Coachella. 

How exactly? Let’s go to the photos:

CELL PHONES

The Masters: Cell phones aren’t allowed inside the grounds of Augusta National. Like not even if turned off and stuffed in your pocket.

U.S. Open: Bring ’em on in and use ’em if you’d like.

In fact, while you’re here, might as well use … the complimentary Wi-Fi!

TENTS

The Masters: There might be a corporate tent somewhere, but they’re nowhere to be seen by the general public.

U.S. Open: Well, in this photo there are at least 26. And that’s just one view. 

CONCESSION PRICES

The Masters: Beer (domestic or imported) is $5; pimento cheese sandwiches are $1.50.

 U.S. Open: Domestic beer is $6.50; PB&Js are $3.

 SEATING

The Masters: Bring your little green folding chair.

U.S. Open: Pick a grandstand.

OUTHOUSES

The Masters: As if …

The U.S. Open: Just in front of the 17th tee.