The Gronk Party Ship was … well, probably what you’d expect
Someday, a child will ask his or her parents how they got engaged. And the mom and dad will sit that child down and say, “It started on Gronk’s Party Ship … “
From all the accounts of New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski’s party cruise titled “Gronk’s Party Ship” this past weekend — and there have been many, considering outlets like the Boston Globe and ESPN sent reporters to cover the festivities — it was exactly what you’d think. Basically, Gronk and his family were dancing like fools and having a good time and doing all kinds of Gronk things.
Oh, and a couple got engaged. With the blessing of the Patriots tight end.
McNear, who works for SB Nation, reported that the crowd chanted for the newly engaged couple to make out, and they did, and then the crowd chanted for him to “motorboat” (either you know what this is already or can look it up on your own, if you’re curious) and they did not do that.
And this story seems to sum up the Gronk Party Ship pretty well.
Or this quote, from the Boston Globe, does:
“Am I having a good time? Oh my God, yes! Although I kind of don’t remember last night. I might have blacked out,” said a Framingham woman who identified herself as “There’s absolutely no way I’m telling you my name.”
Or maybe the enduring moment came when Gronk was at the DJ booth and offered a couple $10,000 to, um, consummate the cruise in front of everyone.
Considering the cruise seemed to have as many social media posts as there were Fireball shots, here’s a sampling of what you missed as Gronk and his fans sailed the seas and raged, led off by Gronk’s dance moves:
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