We give Bartolo Colon’s offseason workout the soundtrack it needs

Bartolo Colon, the Internet’s favorite baseball player, is currently at home in the Dominican Republic getting ready for his 2016 season with the New York Mets. For Colon, who is 42 and always amazes us, that means more than just playing catch and stretching out his arm.

Naw, Bartolo the Gawd is doing battle ropes, as captured here by Jesse Sanchez of MLB.com.

You’ve seen the Trout tire workout and Hector Santiago kiss/push-up/sit-up combo. It’s Bartolo Colon in the DR time! pic.twitter.com/G6LxOX5D9e

— Jesse Sanchez (@JesseSanchezMLB) January 5, 2016

I love almost everything about this video of Bartolo staying quick and nimble for 2016, except I thought it deserved a better soundtrack. So, here are some remixes I dreamed up, in the key of my Vine remixes. We start with the Internet’s favorite motivational hip-hopper DJ Khaled. It’s the mash-up made in heaven. (You need the audio on for all these).

Now here’s Bartolo mixed with the Whip and Nae Nae.

And here’s Bartolo getting down to the new Kanye West song.

And for some reason, this video made me think of Bartolo hanging out with DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince in their “Summertime” video and I just rolled with it.

Another one!

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