Russell Westbrook would love to dunk on you so, so much
Russell Westbrook has a lot of irons in the fire these days. Sure, he’s a speed-demon scoring champion, All-Star Game MVP and regular-season MVP candidate just two weeks away from entering a ridiculously important season for the Oklahoma City Thunder, but he’s also so much more than that — an underwear model, a fashion designer, a philanthropist, a soda can — and, as such, he’s got a lot of brand business to discuss.
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As is required of all celebrities in 2015, Westbrook participated in a Reddit Ask Me Anything Q&A session on Wednesday, and he seemed pretty thrilled about it:
That unbridled enthusiasm carried over into Westbrook’s response to a question on which player he most wanted to put on a poster with one of his vicious dunks:
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Sure, Russ might like nothing more than to drop the hammer on your cranium right now, but that’s just the way he feels right now. If you ask in a little bit, he might tell you he thinks you’re the frontrunner for the MVP award. Securing his affection and support is all about catching him at the right time. (Just like a cat.)
Other revelations from Russ’ AMA: When he’s not fantasizing about dunking on you, he enjoys “Goldeneye,” watching tennis, basketball and bowling, peanut butter and jelly (which we already knew), “Orange is the New Black” (ditto) and the fans of Oklahoma City.
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Mostly, though? He’s just fantasizing about dunking on you. So, so hard.
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